Vending Machine

You got princess Zelda!

*inserts princess Peach*

You got a slip of paper saying, "Princess Peach has been kidnapped by Bowser (again)!"\

*inserts the US Presidential Election*

The vending machine runs away.

*ʇxǝʇ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn sɹǝʇuƎ*

What's this? The vending machine has turned upside down!

*inserts Trevor Noah*

You've won your very own hufflepuff complete with mini cake.

*insert coin*

You win a book, titled 'How To Wizard Spell?'! Congrats!

*Inserts book mark*

You got a random book! Wait... is that a dog-eared page? `\( °u° )/`

*inserts the time that I don't have*

You get The Doctor! He can help you with the time issue!!!!  

...__n__
.[.police:box.]
.l.l#l...l#l.l
.l.[.]....o.l 
.l...........l
.l_______l

[________]

*inserts Phaser*...

You get The Doctor! He can help you with the time issue!!!!  

...__n__
.[.police:box.]
.l.l#l...l#l.l
.l.[.]....o.l 
.l...........l
.l_______l

[________]

 

 

*inserts Phaser*...

^^^ Supposed to be a Tardis but it got messed up when posted....

You get a random sci-fi object that I don't have the time to look up. Congrats!

*inserts lightsaber*

You get a puff of smoke, because the Lightsaber activated whilst you inserted it, and completely broke the machine! Yay! *sarcasm*

You got a wild Jazzy nomming on toenails.

*inserts coin*

You got frozen spaghetti, ...it's stuck to the table ._.

*Inserts determination*

You got a elmo Wait a 2nd its a zombie elmo AGH RUN Oh no not a Zombie Cookie Monster to -insters coin-

You got another hand! OH MY GOD! *inserts corpse*

You got a banana thats a phone! Yay! *Inserts coin*

You got a creepy demonic clown from my nightmares and tv! Congrats (I am terrified of clowns)

-Inserts coin-