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Vending Machine

Started by JazzyLINDA , Mar 16 2016 04:51 AM

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#41

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You get a little math and science and everything nerd, named Star. Star steps out, and starts doing the homework. Then gives the homework back. Then implodes. (Because why not.)

 

*Inserts softball glove*


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#42

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You got a Babe Ruth card, limited edition! Oh... It appears to be forged, darn.

*Inserts WWII German frag grenade*
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#43

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You have received a Steve Rogers, jumping on the grenade! Wait, it's fake? Was this a test?

 

*inserts flood of fangirl tears about Captain America: Civil War*


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#44

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You received Tony Stark! He's annoyed that you're fangirling over Steve Rogers more than him.

*inserts Elucidator*
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#45

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You received a "How to fangirl over Anime 101" magazine! Maybe this could come to use.

 

*Inserts nothing*


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#46

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Nothing comes out, why would a vending machine just randomly spit something out?

 

*inserts Euro*


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#47

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You get 48 US cents, because this is America, and apparently this machine exchanges currencies.

*inserts Katana*
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#48

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You got a male stripper named Hubert. *inserts booty*


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#49

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You got a slip of paper stating, "ERROR394_BOOTY TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD_NOT REGISTERED"

 

*inserts little sailboats with writing on them, such as SOLANGELO and LADYNOIR and FINNPOE*


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#50

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You get seawater! How fitting.

*inserts chocolate coin*
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#51

Malia SHSL Memelord
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You got a broken vending machine! congrats you broke it. *inserts foot*


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#52

Katna Malamius
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You get a wheelchair! You'll be needing this...

*Inserts Crystal's 100% bullet proof code*
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#53

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The vending machine bursts into flames.

*inserts gasoline*
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#54

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The vending machine explodes. GG ya blew up Hogwarts. 

 

*Inserts Math Teacher who gives too much homework*


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#55

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They burn in the flames that erupted from the explosion.

*inserts new vending machine*
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#56

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You got a coin to use in the shiny new vending machine!

 

*inserts a toupee*


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#57

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You get Donald Trump, demanding that you give the toupee back.

 

*Inserts Star Wars Blaster*


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#58

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You got a Stormtrooper with an electrical-weapon-saber-thingy, shouting, "Traitor!"

 

*inserts My Chemical Romance's tombstone*


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#59

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You got the tears of an emo

*inserts a coin that I almost spent on eye liner*
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#60

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You get a Gossip Magazine, with a whole little section about why you DO spend that one extra coin on eye-liner.... hm.... this vending machine is interesting...

 

*Inserts tie-dye headband*


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