Poetry Time!

So hey guys, I was thinking, and I decided I would start a little poetry forum. I find poetry relaxing, and I believe it would be cool to see and read poetry you guys come up with! No rules on the poetry (Except forums rules, duh), so whatever your poet heart wants to write, go ahead and write it! 

I'll start:

Echo of the bong

A long lost song

A ripple in the pond

An undying bond

(References old mayan wedding ceremonies)

So the meaning of this is that when the bong echoes, the pair are now married. The long last song shows how bongs are rarely used anymore, and few find their sound musical in a way. Then, to be 'Bonded' they must place a single drop of each of their blood into a bowl, and they are officially together for life. 

Hope you enjoyed, looking forwards to seeing what you guys come up with!

Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that I've yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders.

That was..... um... I guess that counts as poetry o-o

Ok,,, This poetry has just become messed up o-o I meant peaceful poetry to calm someone down, not to vent about not getting their tendies or their ex getting another girlfriend and what they will do to said girlfriend o-o