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Dumb Ways to Die: For Kaneki

Started by Kaneki , Jun 29 2016 11:27 PM

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Poll: Kaneki's Death (17 member(s) have cast votes)

How would you want to kill Kaneki???

  1. Smack him to death. Clean and simple. (2 votes [6.45%])

    Percentage of vote: 6.45%

  2. Let him bleed out with a knife. (6 votes [19.35%])

    Percentage of vote: 19.35%

  3. Laugh maniacally, and smash his body with a car. (3 votes [9.68%])

    Percentage of vote: 9.68%

  4. Just Avada Kedavera him (1 votes [3.23%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.23%

  5. Play Dumb Ways to Die, just with Kaneki being the person who always dies. (6 votes [19.35%])

    Percentage of vote: 19.35%

  6. Get an ax and chop up his body. (4 votes [12.90%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.90%

  7. Give him paper cuts, soak him in lemon juice until he dies. (9 votes [29.03%])

    Percentage of vote: 29.03%

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#1

Kaneki
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So, recently, a few people have come up saying that they would enjoy killing me in different, various, and interesting ways.... Anyways, just try to answer this... 

 


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#2

Kaneki
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(psst... this wasn't my idea...)


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#3

Thalli Take
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So like, our roleplay selves killing you or our irl selves killing you? Because IRL I try to be a nice person but in roleplay I'm SUPPOSED to be a murderer/Death Eater. 


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#4

_breezeblocks_
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= ) 


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#5

StaceyChaø
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@Kaneki_Sasaki haha I checked in all the torturous ones but I would like to add one >: )

You shall perish in the hands of Stacey. She loves to give tortuous deaths so how about ummmm getting a knife and peeling off skin. If Kaneki faints, then stop the process until he wakes. When he is skinned and barely alive heheh, get some hot coal or some sort of burning weapon and press it on him. Don't bother with tape for his mouth because you like to hear the screams of pain. Mwuahahahahahaha!!!! (Love you Kaneki <3)
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#6

Kaneki
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@Kaneki_Sasaki haha I checked in all the torturous ones but I would like to add one >: )

You shall perish in the hands of Stacey. She loves to give tortuous deaths so how about ummmm getting a knife and peeling off skin. If Kaneki faints, then stop the process until he wakes. When he is skinned and barely alive heheh, get some hot coal or some sort of burning weapon and press it on him. Don't bother with tape for his mouth because you like to hear the screams of pain. Mwuahahahahahaha!!!! (Love you Kaneki <3)

O_O


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#7

StaceyChaø
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O_O


Oh I should also add and gouge your eyes out but before doing that, insert lemon juice into one while stabbing a toothpick into the other
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#8

Kaneki
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Oh I should also add and gouge your eyes out but before doing that, insert lemon juice into one while stabbing a toothpick into the other

-_- classic stacey @staceychao


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#9

StaceyChaø
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-_- classic stacey @staceychao


Merci Mr. Kaneki
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#10

SelfieSheep
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make him hear rebecca black friday at 180DB for 12 hours xD haha


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#11

Kaneki
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make him hear rebecca black friday at 180DB for 12 hours xD haha


O_O
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#12

TheStartreker
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Justin Bieber death chamber.
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#13

Tiberius
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make him hear rebecca black friday at 180DB for 12 hours xD haha

The worst fate of them all


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#14

_breezeblocks_
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i want to chop you up with an ax, and watch you bleed out slowly. 

 

 

either that or redeem him. c: 


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#15

Kaneki
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Very very lovely guys......  :mellow:  :mellow:  :mellow:


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#16

Thalli Take
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@Kaneki_Sasaki Wait so um, why does this exist? :/


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#17

Kaneki
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@Kaneki_Sasaki Wait so um, why does this exist? :/

Let's just say that a few friends wanted to find out how ppl wanted to kill me :/


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#18

Thalli Take
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Let's just say that a few friends wanted to find out how ppl wanted to kill me :/

Huh. Hoping I'm not the only one not enjoying this. No offense. 


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#19

Kaneki
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Huh. Hoping I'm not the only one not enjoying this. No offense. 

T_T


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#20

Elsa Ollivander
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I'd like to use every medieval torture device there is on you, and even the torture devices meant for women : D
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