I got bored, and I'm tired, so let's do this thing I don't know why I made this but I made it
...NO REGRETS
"Fight me by the flag pole after school!"
App: Wins the fight because of memes
Sean: Loses the fight and dies... too many memes
Delilah: Brings bread and gets distracted from the fight
Luffy: Screams in the opponent's face
Riven: Gets sexually attracted to the pole
Pinkie: Some how gets stuck at the top of the flag pole
Stacey: Uses rocket launcher
Star: Also screams in the opponents face
Lewk: Eats popcorn while watching Star and Luffy scream at each other for no reason
Kat: Forgets about the fight due to Netflix
Ashlee: Remembers the fight but doesn't bother to go and continues watching Netflix
Seph: Is already dead and dating female Sean in the heavens
Gareott: Uses Pokémon Go to battle, tries to summon Pikachu but gets punched in the face
Taro: 'Accidently' burns down the school
Draco: May or may not have killed their opponent and hid the body
Tiberius: Gets scared and moves to China
Katna: Uses Canadian Cereal as an attack
Blute (Stewart): Punches them right then and there
Liam: Uses the school pole to whack them in the face
Jace: Is trying to get Riven off the pole because he's been there for 3 days
Calnash: Uses surprise attack and comes out of a toaster
Bella: Attacks with Pandas
James: Gets gasoline and a lighter, and may or may not have lost it and found by Taro
Matthius the Microwave: Cooks the opponent to perfection
Cris: Ships Riven and the pole and makes fan art
Lunaris: Cuddling with a panda from Bella's attack
Malia: Gets the opponent drunk
Fritz: Trying to get Liam to stop using the pole because Pinkie, Riven, and Jace are still on the pole
Josh: Uses opponent as a drum set, then accidently knocks them out in the middle of a drum solo
Lisa: Attacking everyone with dank memes and sheep
Oliver: Is one of the sheep in Lisa's attacks and getting everyone drunk (Mostly Malia)
Veara: Trying to get Fritz to keep letting Liam use the pole because they like watching people get hurt
Lilly: Cuddling with a panda with Lunaris and falls asleep
Eevee: Freaking out because the school is on fire
Nomsy: Watching the death and destruction happen from a tree with snacks
Brian: Is attempting to steal some of Nomsy's snacks
Mighty: Summons Satan
Christina: Building a pillow fort to avoid all the sinning
Megan B: Is helping Christina
Grass Farmland: Playing Farmland simulator in the corner, and once in a while fangirls shipping Riven and Jace
Pandetta: Legit becomes thor
Gracen, Fance, Kenzie, Richela: Teaming up to battle the pandas
Max: Is mistaken for a rocket bullet and is shot from Stacey's rocket launcher
Esther: Panda Panda Panda
Sami: Steals some pandas and trys to make them mate with Koalas to make Pandlas
Cora: Eating ice cream and thinking about everyone's mental being, but then again thinking about their own mental being
Aidan: Is the opponent (ew)
Elsa: Is praying that everyone is too busy to make Frozen jokes
Kaneki: Watching anime
Bob: Questioning if this is even a fight anymore
Rey: Turns everyone into a snail
Hannah: Goes all hell breaking lose
Emmae: Is the god above, the god of getting into people's pants
Kelsey: Hiding in the river, using splash attacks (It's super effective!)
Ollie: Eats the pole, then eats the opponent
Maya James: Struggling to either ship Riven x Pole or Riven x Jace
This was meant for entertainment purposes, not trying to offend anyone 
If you want to be added, let me know and I'll add ya'll. If you have a problem with what you do, let me know, but again this is for entertainment purposes.
