Funny Stories

Hello Again, Slytherins, Ravenclaws, Hufflepuffs, and Gryffindors, This is just a fun way to make up Funny Stories, or tell funny stories that actually happened to you or someone else, or funny youtube videos, or animals cause animals.  I just made this because who doesn't love funny stories?   

Funny Story: Myself.

Funny story: I was sleep deprived and took my dog outside for a walk. I then realized that 1. I only had socks on  2. It was raining (I found this out when I stepped in a puddle) 3. My dog decided to run off and led to me chasing him in the rain in my pajamas  THE END (happened about an hour ago xD)

Funny story: When I was younger I was about the same height of my cat *legit not even kidding* so we played together a lot. He probs thought I was a lil kitty. Anyway, one Christmas I was chasing him all all the house. He ran to the living room so I started to run after him. He ran SMACK into the Christmas tree, making ornaments fall off. I started to run and pick them up before they broke and put them back on the tree. Meanwhile, my cat crawled under the couch, probs thinking I would yell at him. I went to bed that night and the next morning we heard "MEOWWWWWWWWW" from under the couch. Only HALF of the cat was under XD His feet were out and he was just like kicking everything. I had to get my dad to lift the couch up and the cat hid under the bed for about 3 days lel

When I was in first grade we were writing paragraphs or essays or something stupid like that. My teacher repeatedly told us to make sure we had a finger in between each word. You know for spacing or whatever. I sit down and write my essay about dogs. (I almost remember it word for word.) Anyways I finish it, go up to the teacher's desk, and hand him the paper. He looks up at me and goes.

"Did you make sure to put a finger in between each word?"

Kidlogic.exe activated

I go back to my seat and spend the next five minutes literally drawing a finger in between every single word on this sheet of paper. When i finish it and go back up to him he just looks at me with the most disappointed look I have ever seen. Nobody actually believed me when I said I wasn't trying to be funny or do it on purpose. Lol. Had to stand in the corner when i got home but it was worth it.