Corrupt a wish game

For those of you who don't know what this is...

The person above you will make a wish, you will then need to make that wish come untrue and then make something bad happens! Once you've done that, make a wish yourself!

For example:

a) I wish for baked beans to rain down from the clouds!

Baked beans rain down and kill you immediately. I wish for it to get colder.

c) The temperature drops to -30C, you end up freezing to death due to no protective clothing. I wish for spiders!

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I'll start!

I wish that Andy Murray wins Wimbledon!

Your sister explodes because of all the tears that are stuck in her head, and the explosion kills you. 

I wish I never died

I wish I knew what a pancreas was, so I could DESTROY Your wish!

Your parents become pancreases. They stop giving you insulin, because they are not your pancreas any more, and you die.

this is going bad! make a wish after you...well destroy the last one.

o yeah i wish i was a dr. who character

If you were Spiderman your favorite uncle would be dead, and your girlfriend killed. 

I wish I could go to Hogwarts after the second war.

You obtain whatever the heck that thing is and it is stolen by Dayanara Lewis during the night.

I wish that Rodger Federer falls over today at Wimbledon and hurts himself so Andy Murray wins yay

Rodger Federer falls over, but it is found that it is only because of something Andy Murray gave him the night before, and Andy Murray is accused of cheating and disqualified.

I wish my apartment was clean.

Your apartment was invaded by tiny muddy children running all over and smearing there fingers and hands all over... including Simba

I wish I didnt have to work anymore!