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Started by Aquilonn , Jul 31 2015 11:51 PM

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Anyone who knows me knows I have a thing for lame jokes and horrible puns, so I thought I'd share a few and let everyone else show their stuff. ;) In addition to the title (which is one of my favorite puns to use, I'll share three things today.

1. Why Grumpy Cat wasn't in Frozen:

Let it- No! Let it- No!

2. The pencil:

"You have a pencil I can borrow?"
"Yeah, but it's pointless"

3. Rocky

Why did Rocky Balboa become a firefighter? He had a Burning Heart!

Hope to see some jokes and puns on here, leave a like if you enjoyed my lame comedy. :D
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So are we supposed to share bad jokes or any?
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Any jokes are fine :D


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Knock Knock

Who's there?

No one.

What!?!?!?
(Walks away)
 


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Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

Because he can.

 

._. duh


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What do you call a cow with no legs?

 

I don't know

 

Ground beef!


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I will share my horrible chemistry puns. Imagine them all in a high pitched nasal voice.

A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he wants any help with his luggage. The photon replies "It's okay, I'm traveling light."

Carbon is a girl's future best friend.

Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry sir, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.
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*shudders*

don't bring back memories of 6th grade lunch, cass.

 

 

TOO MANY CHEMISTRY PUNS THESE ARE ONLY A FEW


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There is always more chemistry puns. Always.

I'd apologize for making them, but at least I only bring them up periodically.
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<333333

Silver sees Gold walk into a bar. Silver says "AU, get outta here!"

Two atoms are walking down a street. One says "I think I dropped an electron." The other replies "Are you sure? I didn't see it." The first atom says "I'm positive."

These puns never actually die, you just stop reacting.
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NO


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YES
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DON'T BRING BACK YEAR OLD MEMORIES OF 5TH AND 6TH GRADE!!!!! AND DON'T REMIND ME ABOUT WHAT 7TH GRADE SCIENCE IS GONNA BE LIKE!!!!


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EVERY DAY AT LUNCH

CASS WOULD MAKE THESE EXACT PUNS

IN A HIGH PITCHED NAISLY VOICE

 

 

 

I may never recover...


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Don't be so negative, puns are −273.15 °C.
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Knock knock.

 

Who's there?

 

You know. 

 

You know who?

 

*screaming* 


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@Doctorwho111012 Omg I love that joke, whenever I tell my friend's it, I show them a picture Voldemort


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This is what I do:

Knock, knock

 

Who's there?

 

You-Know.

 

You-Know-Who?

 

http://images.bwbx.i...eud_630x420.jpg


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Hehe. 


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