Hey my home dawgz, I am The 'Santa'. AKA Ian Stewart, SantaBeeds, bdsw81, and many more.
A little bit about me:
I am a moderator on the server known as "KnockturnMC" I found this server by typing in "Where can I find fame and fortune in life" into Google. Throughout the 5 months I have been here I have made friends such as Pande, ChrisVD, Jacob, Indigo, and other friends that deny my friendship that they cannot handle such as: Richela, Bethie, Terry, and Myself. If I did not mention you it means you are not worthy of my awesomeness(Or at least I forgot you). I currently hold the title of "Best holiday figure" in 17 countries. I spend my time wasting life away at my computer, working, or writing lame introduction posts.
A little bit more about me:
I am interested in politics but I refuse to voice them to you home peeps. I am the 7th coolest person in my school(Of fish) and I am currently 1+2+3+4+5+2 years of age and I plan on being 23 next year.
My greatest discoveries:
I hate all of you in a loving way.
If you need help shoot me.
I ate dirt once.
Jacob is jealous of my swag.
Pande is actually a panda.
Indigo's skin is actually indigo.
Richela has a pet snake.
Chris is not actually a Admin he is a Chris
MightyThor is actually a adorable kitten.
And it hurts when you pick up a rock near a burning fire.
My greatest achievements:
Being born.
My first poopy.
Learning to speak english.
Learning to tie my shoes.
PLaying my first game a Foosball.
Downloading a 7 hour loop of nyan cat.
Creating my profile on knockturnmc.com.
Delivering coal to 823283203 children in 3 hours (FedEx)
Getting banned from a server that Chris, Richela, and I got on.
Conclusion:
You arguments are irrelevant.
