When...

When the Newbie gets sorted and:

- Is a Gryffindor and immediately starts tryharding spells in the great hall without listening..

 

Wow, I actually did do that when I first joined. xD

When you look all over the castle for the secret passwords and only find 3 new locked doors.

When your teacher thinks that Superman would beat Batman ._.

@Griffinpuff12, Kryptonite ring ftw. XD

When you agree to favors involving large sums of money you actually don't have.

when your broom murders you

When you know nothing about the test, but the last question asks to make a story -- so you write a story about Liam and Oliver fighting with Liam Alarte Ascendare-ing Oliver while Oliver Orbis's and Lumos Solem's Liam. 

I want to read that story xD I hope I win it tho!? :i

When you want a name change, and a new apartment, and need to get the money, and practice spells, all when your motivation level is at 0% and will be for the next billion years. 

When your other freaking friends start shipping you with the same dude your other friend shipped you with ._.

(This is getting out of hand, the first friend doesn't even know the other group. XD)

When the newbie doesn't know what 'relog' means, and they just awkwardly stand there, waiting for you to do something.

When the Newbie gets sorted and:

- Is a Gryffindor and immediately starts tryharding spells in the great hall without listening..

- Is a Ravenclaw and "Knows all about the Castle, Spells, Classes and everything and can find his own way to the Commonroom"

- Is a Slytherin and starts manically laughing and trying to cast Avada Kedava at the frightened Huffles.

- Is a Hufflepuff and follows you around like a duckling, doing what they are told and acting all civil and nice.

 

Okay maybe I just really like guiding those Huffles.. xD

Heh heh.... I was soooo not one of those Huffles... XD I think the people who guided me got really annoyed when it took 50 try to open the CR door. Yah.

When you actually do your drama homework but get like a 4/10 because you forgot to face the audience and nobody else even did the homework.

When you have a really cool field trip- like thing in Drama class but it is canceled because one kid broke their foot the day before and another had their knee just... I don't even know what was wrong with their knee...

When you find your friend on Minecraft and the first thing you do together is fight each other-- One of you is a squid, the other is a skeleton. Fun, fun! 

When someone on the server has the same name as someone you know IRL. 

When your wand is 18 inches