Corrupt a wish game

you can only read baby books.

I wish I didn't have to learn Irish ;-;

Instead of learning Irish, you have to memorize hieroglyphics.

I wish I could sing more.

You get a cat, but it is recruited by the cat army.

I wish I had more ideas.

You get too many ideas and your brain explodes.

I wish I had telekinesis

You go crazy and use telekinesis to commit a mass genocide on the world. 

I wish I had more fonts.

Your mind is awake, but your body is asleep. You can't move, just think.

I wish people would read more.

People read, but they only read billboards, not books.

I wish I was good at flute so I didn't have to practice so much

You are good a flute, but not allowed to practice. This leads to you not performing your best at your performances due to lack of practice.

I wish you could still take no damage when holding a broom. ;-;

You can do all of the spells nonverbally, but you also cannot speak otherwise. 

I wish my family was doing our usual vacation.

your family goes to their usual vacation, but it is currently a war zone, run over by the cat army.

I wish I didn't have to go MIA ;-;

You don't have to go MIA, but everyone else does so you're the only one on the server.

I wish I could rule the cat army.

You shape shift into a cockroach and get stepped on.

I wish there weren't any annoying people at school. 

All annoying people dissapear, and now are you the meanest person on school and everyone hates you.

I wish there would be a page 6 on this post

There is a page 6 for this post, but all the pages before it disappear. This leads to new people not knowing the rules so the game fails.

I wish my cursive was better.

You find the right size and pay and leave the store. You are followed by ten police cars and put in jail for stealing. Your clothing is to big for the rest of your life.

I wish I could be a Ravenclaw at Hogwarts today.  

your cursive is so good that everyone demands that you write for them 

I wish I had more time for the server