Thread of Punishment
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Aquilonn
, Jul 31 2015 11:51 PM
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#1
Anyone who knows me knows I have a thing for lame jokes and horrible puns, so I thought I'd share a few and let everyone else show their stuff. In addition to the title (which is one of my favorite puns to use, I'll share three things today.
1. Why Grumpy Cat wasn't in Frozen:
Let it- No! Let it- No!
2. The pencil:
"You have a pencil I can borrow?"
"Yeah, but it's pointless"
3. Rocky
Why did Rocky Balboa become a firefighter? He had a Burning Heart!
Hope to see some jokes and puns on here, leave a like if you enjoyed my lame comedy.
1. Why Grumpy Cat wasn't in Frozen:
Let it- No! Let it- No!
2. The pencil:
"You have a pencil I can borrow?"
"Yeah, but it's pointless"
3. Rocky
Why did Rocky Balboa become a firefighter? He had a Burning Heart!
Hope to see some jokes and puns on here, leave a like if you enjoyed my lame comedy.
- Posted 31 July 2015 - 11:51 PM
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#7
I will share my horrible chemistry puns. Imagine them all in a high pitched nasal voice.
A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he wants any help with his luggage. The photon replies "It's okay, I'm traveling light."
Carbon is a girl's future best friend.
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry sir, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.
A photon checks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he wants any help with his luggage. The photon replies "It's okay, I'm traveling light."
Carbon is a girl's future best friend.
Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry sir, we don't serve noble gases here." Helium doesn't react.
- Posted 16 August 2015 - 10:26 PM
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#10
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Silver sees Gold walk into a bar. Silver says "AU, get outta here!"
Two atoms are walking down a street. One says "I think I dropped an electron." The other replies "Are you sure? I didn't see it." The first atom says "I'm positive."
These puns never actually die, you just stop reacting.
Silver sees Gold walk into a bar. Silver says "AU, get outta here!"
Two atoms are walking down a street. One says "I think I dropped an electron." The other replies "Are you sure? I didn't see it." The first atom says "I'm positive."
These puns never actually die, you just stop reacting.
- Posted 17 August 2015 - 02:19 AM
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#18
This is what I do:
Knock, knock
Who's there?
You-Know.
You-Know-Who?
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- Posted 20 August 2015 - 03:02 PM
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