Vending Machine

You've received the source of the mysterious ticking noise! Yaaay! Oh wait, it's a pipe bomb! *explodes*

*inserts coin*

You got an angry dalek. *inserts coin*

You've gotten a manual on cleaning floors! Now you can finally fulfill your dream of being a maid! *inserts coin*

You got a booty! (( *inserts coin*

You get an angry Klingon whom you have called a coward. Erm.... run. *Inserts Sickle*

You get a dead fetus.

*inserts toenail*

You get a howler from Ollivander, demanding that you explain why you have put in a second hand wand, which was in perfectly good condition.

*Inserts Coin*

You got a confused looking Arthur Weasley, muttering something about "the Floo being off its rocker"! 

*inserts coin*

You got a cat with rabies! It is yellow and has green polka dots. *inserts coin*

You get a radio playing: 'Cora the Explorer'!

*Inserts Coin*

You get a car radio that was stolen from Tyler Joseph's car!

*insert coin*

you got the rarest, biggest, and dankest collection of rare pepes! > http://imgur.com/a/U2dTR#HUFJjSr  *Inserts rare pepe*

You get a cat, who is eating the pepe you have inserted.

*Inserts Cat Treat*

You got one of the five Golden Tickets hidden in Willy Wonka's chocolate bars around the world, congratulations!

*inserts homework*