Vending Machine

You got a maintenance slip! *Inserts hogwarts letter*

You got an owl!

*inserts middle school promotion certificate*

You got a weave! *inserts corpse*

You got a Sherlock!

*inserts feels*

You got Malia's alcohol stash! Who needs feelings when you can be DRUNK?

*inserts hatred for my school*

You got an angry Malia, who snatches the alcohol from Lyra and then immediately drinks it. *Inserts Lyra*

You get... an angry vending machine manager...

*Inserts Real Coin This Time*

You got.. another coin? *Inserts the sorting hat*

you've received a slytherin card!

*inserts sickle*

You got 29 knuts! apparently this vending machine is also an ATM .*Inserts a moist, crusty, crunchy, succulent bagel*

And, apparently, as a toaster too. You got a burnt up bagel!

*inserts a Kwami*

You got all the socks you ever lost to the washer and/or dryer! *inserts sock that has lost it's pairing*

You receive 100000 Galleons!!! Congrats!!! Then, you realize it is Leprechaun Gold, and it is worth about a knut.

*Inserts Galleon*

You got 493 Knuts! How is this reasonable?? *Inserts arm*

You got a leg!

*inserts Black Parade*

You've received a bowl of tears

*inserts Hesitant Alien*

You got Millions of Action Cats!

*inserts Bucky*

You get a Captain America Shield!! How fun!!

*Inserts Starsweeper*