Corrupt a wish game

(@whiteNnerdy234 Yeah, hey thanks! XD)

You give someone eternal life and they kill you because they go mad.

I wish I could play guitar better.

You can not feel pain, but as a result, you cannot feel the flames engulfing you in your sleep, burning you to death. (Holy cannoli that's gruesome XD)

I wish I could be a real boy. (Let's see how this goes )

You take a mythical type of medicene that turns you into a real boy, but then loads of other people hear about it and want it, and they trample you and you die (lol, thats the best I could do)

I wish that I could have more computer time

You get more computer time, but have to spend it all looking at a retirement home website.

I wish other people would join our role play. ( XD )

The other people join, but it are all hackers and they keep killing you and stealing your stuff.

I wish ducks could eat soap

Ducks can already eat soap, but because it's not healthy they don't and you die from disappointment.

I wish I could understand math more easily.

You become a nerd and your head explodes because of all the knowledge inside it

I wish chickens and cows switched places so chickens give milk, and cows lay eggs, etc

(@ AmyBrown I'm already a nerd. This is so awk. )

People instead start calling you a hacker in Minecraft so you get banned. ;-;

I wish I could drink fruit smoothies more often.

You drink a lot, and you die from the overload of healthy stuff. Then you explode.

I wish I didn't have a bump in my lip. ;-; It hurts.

The bumb explodes, and your head explodes too.

I wish my wish would be a paradox.

You can have mud pancakes now.

I wish I don't have as much homework this year.

You have none, but you become stupid and explode/

I WANT THIS WISH TO NOT BE CORREPTED

You play sooo much mc, your pc exlodes, and everybody on earth dies.

wish this wish wasn't a wish >:3