Corrupt a wish game

they go away, and are replaced with annoying squids.

I wish I haD LUNCH ON MY SCHEDULE

(omfg that corruption tho)

The potions class is taght by me. i don't know what I'm doing. you hate it.

I wish it wasn't so hot

It is instead freezing cold.

I wish I could eat better fruit more often.

*puts on 6 jackets* fine then

you eat so much fruit you turn into a banana

I wish I was a panda

o-o

All other pandas die of the plague, so people move you from zoo to zoo to be looked at the rest of your life.

I wish my school year wasn't so long.

Your owl dies of the plague with the pandas.

I wish my cat wouldn't swat at people passing by her.

You don't need to blink, so you get the moisture needed in your eyes from your eyelashes. It drips off your lashes and into your eyes, creeping people out.

I wish I could listen to my music all the time.

You start to love horses so much, you marry one, and people kill you because that's weird

I wish peanut butter was actaully butter, but with cheese flavour.

Peanut butter is now actually butter with cheese flavour, but you are forever scorned because there is no more normal peanut butter. I wish I wasn't an anti-social outcast.

You can swim like a dolphin, but now you can no longer walk and must live in the ocean for the remainder of your life.

I wish for world peace. (can't go wrong with that right?)

(c aN'T G OW RON GTH ER E XD) Everything is so peaceful that one of the world leaders gets bored and starts a massacre.

I wish I had more time.

You have more spare time, but you must spend every minute of it in the Role Play forum (hey, that's not that bad a deal actually sign me up! XD).

I wish for Pokemon to be a real thing so I can ride a Dragonite.

(I'm just gonna guess what a Dragonite is, I don't play Pokémon)

Pokémon exists, but you fall off the Dragonite and die.

I wish that I could have my own laptop (I play on my home's main computer)