Corrupt a wish game

Your wish is not a wish anymore - However because it isn't a wish anymore it loops back around and becomes a wish again. In turn that makes it so that it isn't a wish anymore...

Due to the massive paradox you created half of earth is swallowed by a black hole and the surviving people hates you and you spend your remaining days running for your life.
 

I wish I would never trip over anything

Your wish is not a wish anymore - However because it isn't a wish anymore it loops back around and becomes a wish again. In turn that makes it so that it isn't a wish anymore...

Due to the massive paradox you created half of earth is swallowed by a black hole and the surviving people hates you and you spend your remaining days running for your life.

How does that make any sense?...

Anywaaaaaayyy:

You don't trip over stuff, but stuff trips over you, and one day there is a running lanw mower, and you die...

I wish it wasn't so hard to come up with paradoxes while trying to break the game >->

It isn't, and so many paradoxes exist, the earth vanishes along with the universe. 

I wish this game would stop. 

They do, but it gets boring an everyone quits. c:

I wish I had a wish that wasn't corrupted 

You now have a wish that isn't corrupted.
However your nose itches and before you can react you think "I wish it would stop" - the wish comes true. What a waste.

I wish i was superior at drawing.

Your singing voice is remarkably better, but you can only sing on YouTube, not in front of people.

I wish for more wishes.

You get more wishes but you die. And explode. 

I WANT PANCAKES. 

Your school now starts at 3pm - however you are the only one at school at that time and all your friends are having fun while you are at school.

I wish I could sleep at the right times xD

You get ketchup flavored pancakes.

I wish my school didn't start so early.

HOW IS THAT A BAD THING YAY

HOW IS THAT A BAD THING YAY

gross bro so gross

You sleep at the right times, but start eating at strange times. 

I wish for Tillamook Marion berry Pie ice cream. o3o

Gracie bikes into your house, and smashes Tillamook Marion berry Pie ice cream in your face.

I wish I was güd at fluting (Flute playing? Flutering? idk humor me here)

I grow 5 inches taller, towering over you

I wish my voice wasn't so hoarse I sound like a dying cow rn

NOT SO FAST

asked for my voice to be not hoarse, not higher

*slowly raises hand, lowers it*

fineeeeeeeee

instead, you had to wear a crown saying "beibs 4 life"

I wish netflisx wasn't so addicting.